Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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