My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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