Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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