Your tits are I can't wait for
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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