So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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