Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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