Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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