What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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