Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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