She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
false alarm. still invincible.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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