He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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