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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
How's work?
Spinning.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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