I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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