Christians are straight up FREAKS
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
