he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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