i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need help removing her.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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