She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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