I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If I die, sorry about rent.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
