are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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