Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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