So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
