I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
