She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize