I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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