Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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