You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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