But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Soap is not a condiment
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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