in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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