I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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