Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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