i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
MIDGETS
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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