this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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