i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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