Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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