I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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