Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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