Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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