never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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