im six kinds of drunk right now
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You pole danced in your parka.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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