she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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