That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
