i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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