Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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