Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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