Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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