How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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