is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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