What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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