Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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