Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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