I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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