I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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